A hair washing robot created by Panasonic is put on display at a Japanese trade show.
Batmanning Is Less Lame Than Planking
All right I’ll admit that Batmanning is slightly better than Planking. It’s actually a lot better because Planking is so fucking stupid. At least with Batmanning you have to hang upside down from your feet and that requires skill and strength. Planking on the other hand you just lie flat on your face. Even a really fat dude can do that. And that’s not saying a really fat dude couldn’t Batman as well, cause I’m sure he could, but it would be really, really difficult. It would be awesome to see though cause just imagine how much strength and skill that would require to hold up his 500 pounds of girth. He’d really put all those pussy plankers to shame.
Coke Bottle Trumpet
Holy shit! This guy plays trumpet better on an empty Coca-Cola bottle than some people do on an actual trumpet. Watching this video makes me think, if you do want to play the trumpet why bother spending a large amount of money on the actual instrument, when you can just get yourself an inexpensive plastic bottle? And if you think about it, isn’t it more impressive blowing a tune on a plastic bottle than a trumpet? Do you think you’d be watching this video right now if the guy was using a trumpet? Doubtful. It’s clear to me now that using a trumpet is so 2010. But using a plastic Coke bottle is so future. Long live the plastic Coca-Cola trumpet.
Slingshot Cannon
I wanted to write something really awesome about this Slingshot Cannon, but I’m currently distract by these pictures of Kate Winslet and can think of anything to say. Think brain, think. Nope nothing. I guess the slingshot video is just going to have to speak for itself. As for Kate, I’m not sure if I like this new skinnier version of her. I like the younger Kate who weighed more and didn’t give a fuck about the few extra lbs. This new Kate seems like a Hollywood sellout who bowed to the pressure to look a certain way. Hollywood sucks. All they do is make shitty movies, then remake those shitty movies into shittier movies. At least Kate’s boobs still look good. Not all is lost.
Flaming Foot Kick To Gasoline Soaked Crotch
Stupidity at it’s finest. And when I say that I don’t necessarily mean it in a bad way. If the world didn’t have guys like this who would we laugh and point at because the average person in my estimation would never come up with the idea to pour gasoline on their crotch, then pour gasoline on their friend’s foot, light that friend’s foot on fire, then proceed to have that friend with the flaming foot kick him in the balls thus igniting his crotch on fire in a brief blaze of glory? Did you get all that? Just watch the video and that should all make sense.
Train Surfing
I saw this video a couple of days ago and since that time I’ve read quite a few comments about this guy being stupid or an idiot. Well what I always say is one man’s stupidity is another man’s way of breaking up the monotony of going to work every day. For those of you who commute to work everyday know how boring it can get … but instead of putting the car on cruise control at a high rate of speed and getting up the on the roof and do a little car surfing, you turn on the radio or illegally use your cell phone to alleviate the boredom. Well this is this guy’s way of alleviating that boredom and become an Internet video star all at the same time. So instead of criticizing this man … enjoy his acrobatic gracefulness. You go crazy train surfing Indian guy.
Scuba Diving Chimpanzee
An amazing video of a chimpanzee scuba diving in a swimming pool. What makes it even more amazing it that this chimpanzee is smarter than my neighbour because when my neighbour tried scuba diving he couldn’t seem to figure out how to breath through the breathing apparatus. I remember him saying “How do you use this thing?” The instructor said “Stick the mouth piece in you mouth, blow out to clear any water out of there, and start breathing.” He went on to say, “It’s so easy a child can do it.” Actually according to this video, it’s so easy a chimpanzee can do it. In fact I’m going to email this video to my neighbour right now with the subject “Remember when you were too stupid to be able to figure out how to scuba dive? Well look who’s smarter than you.” That will make him feel like a real winner.
